Ok where was I
oh right...
Tonga, you suck for the following reasons:
- Theft - it happens in your country, to me and Andrea to the tune of $300 CAD. Stay out of my hut while I am eating dinner assholes!
- Friends Cafe in Nuku a Lofa, got us both sick a mere 6 hours after landing on your soil, we spent the next 2 days in bed.
- EVERYTHING closing on a sunday - church is not THAT important!!!! (this includes all food outlets, not even water for purchase). It was 3 before we finally found a bakery open, the only place in capital city!
- GOLD TEETH look ugly, stop doing it Tongans.
- No surf
- Almost dening me boarding to the airplane because of NZ errors on my work visa - appenently I was listed as a female on the NZ records, what the hell is that all about.
- $100 US flight change fee
- Gross dogs everywhere...
- Seagrass
- Colder water, it was only 26 C
- No turtles
- Yachties - driving up the prices for everything. A package of pepper for example should not cost $4.00 CAD.
We left a week early, the grass is greener in Auckland.
I have one good thing to say about Tonga, one island we went to had a ship wreck that you could snorkel around. I saw fish. See the photo below. The resturant is called BIG MAMAS YACHT CLUB RESTURANT. Do not stay there is you want to be stolen from...tell your friends.


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